"Monsters University" Review: Pixar Earns a Solid "B"

"We are not here to make mediocre monsters less mediocre." After leaving the theater, the words of Helen Mirren's character, Dean Hardscrabble, echoed in my head, as I come to the realization that this, at one point, was probably Pixar's motto. Apparently not so much any more. Ever since Pixar's first critical flop, "Cars 2" hit theaters in 2011, the house that brought us Buzz and Woody has had trouble finding it's groove. I suppose I, like many others, have been horribly spoiled by an untainted record of 15 years and 11 masterpieces (er maybe excluding the first "Cars"). But between the repellent "Cars" franchise designed only to make plastic toys, the severely lacking "Brave" (which was undeserving of the Best Animated Feature Oscar last year--should have gone to "Wreck-It Ralph"), and now the fair-to-okay "Monsters University", it seems like all Pixar's accomplished in the last 3 years has been going from mediocre to less mediocre with every movie. Gone are the days where genuinely original masterpieces like "Up" or "Wall-E" or "Ratatouille" were churned out of the idea house on a consistent basis, and it's something I miss more than Carl Fredricksen misses his wife Ellie (awwww snap!).

"Monsters University" is a movie that's certainly much better than "Brave" or "Cars 2." But if we're saying that this is Pixar's best movie since 2010's "Toy Story 3," it becomes quite a disappointing revelation, as the perfection and high standards we've come to expect no longer appear to be present. Does this mean that when "The Good Dinosaur" hits theaters next year, we should lower our expectations? I certainly hope not. But anyway, as ramble-filled as this review has been so far, I had to express this disappointment first to justify why I'm giving an otherwise pretty solid animated movie a lower-good grade. It's because it should be better--given the reputation of the studio behind it, and the charm and heart of the first film, and the affection we have for the original 2001 film, its characters, and its universe. We LOVE Mike and Sulley. We cherish the original as a modern day classic, and it's because of that love that we have an innate desire to want and expect more when given the opportunity to revisit this world and its characters.

Having said that, "Monsters University" is fine enough. There are a few pretty funny jokes scattered here and there, and a bit of heart and realism to it that make it better than most insipid animated films. And for the most part, the chemistry and affection we have for Mike and Sully hasn't waived at all. So it's fascinating and fun to see Mike and Sully and even Randall first meet each other. Upon the opening scene of seeing a 2 headed pigeon, we quickly establish how good it feels to be back in Monstropolis.

When the movie begins we are introduced to an adorable elementary school Mike Wazowski--young go-getter without friends or the respect of his fellow students--on a field trip to the legendary Monsters Inc. scare factory. Whilst sneaking into an activated child's door, Mike witnesses a real life adult monster at work, collecting the screams of a child for power (as established in the first film). Greatly inspired by what he just saw, as well as a complement from the adult monster, he decides from then on, he sets his goal and ambition is to become a top-scarer. And the only way to do that is to enroll in Monsters University. Mike grows up and does just that, moving into college, meeting his roommate Randall, and butting heads with a young Sulley ("Jimmy P. Sullivan"--son of the legendary Sullivan family, as he initially introduces himself). After getting kicked out of the scaring program by the ruthless Dean Hardscrabble, both Mike and Sully team up with the loser fraternity of Oozma Kappa to compete in the school's annual Scare Games. If they win, the dean will reinstate them to the program. If they lose, they get expelled from the school.

Once more, the film works, but mostly due to the good will built up from the previous movie. We know who Sulley and Mike are going to be, and we know they're going to end up friends. But we want to know how because we've cared about them since the first film. Perhaps the new bits of information that we get are that Mike used to dream about being a scarer, and sadly, that dream goes unfulfilled when he's repeatedly told he's not scary. I'd say that's a lot of where the heart and depth of the movie comes from--the theme that sometimes in life things don't always turn out how we want them to. I think it's a very strong mature theme to teach children, and it's sad that we only really deal with this towards the last third of the movie. But nevertheless, I'll give Pixar credit for tackling this, even if it's not handled in as mature a manner as the themes from other classics dating back to "Toy Story 3" and before.

It's interesting however to see how Mike and Sulley evolve as characters between the events in this film and the events in the first film, particularly how they start off as rivals and become friends. It's also interesting to see who Sulley and Mike are before they've matured. Pixar also thankfully makes the characterization of their friendship organic and realistic. They don't just start off as friends, and even when they begin to get closer, they are still struggling to achieve/earn the level of closeness we see between them in the first film. And you wouldn't expect any less from a company that's enabled us to sympathize with toys, fish, robots, bugs, and old men.

Billy Crystal and John Goodman are once again wonderful, and completely well suited as an on-screen team, with Crystal accomplishing one of his most heartfelt performances to date. As Mike, he's really the heart and soul of the movie, with so much spark/determination to achieve his dreams, and so much sympathy when he realizes he will never achieve them. Goodman is also great, at once portraying Sulley as a cocky, lazy jerk, coasting on the success of his family name, but still with a heart of gold--more arrogant than in the first film, which makes sense as this version of the character is naive, brash, stupid, and young. These are college kids after all. One of the highlight scenes in the movie, highlighting how well the two characters work together is a climactic scene where Mike and Sulley are stranded at a human summer camp, and have to "scare" their way back to the monster world, using Mike's strategic wit and book-smarts, and Sulley's physical intimidation. The sequence becomes intense and exciting and a is a joy to watch. On the other, less action-heavy, hand, another of the standout scenes comes when Sulley and Mike talk about their failures and disappointments in life, in a poignant, honest manner that solidifies their trust in one another, finally giving them mutual ground for which they can relate to one another on. It's that moment the friendship you witnessed in the original film is earned, and the relationship this franchise is based on and revolves around is achieved.

Adding to several comedic moments are a veritable who's-who of comedic supporting actors. The Oozma Kappa gang consists of Squishy (voiced by Peter Sohn--who also plays Emile in Ratatouille), who has a hilarious recurring gag about sneaking up on Mike, Joel Murray as Don, a former older sales monster looking for a new start at MU, the wonderfully hilarious Charlie Day as Art, the strange, out-there hippie monster, and Sean Hayes and Dave Folley as two-headed monster Terri and Terry. All of the OK fraternity's characters have various moments of hilarity, particularly Day as Art, and his complete randomness ("I CAN'T GO BACK TO PRISON AGAIN!), and Sohn's Squishy, who set up the frat house in his mom's old home. On the Roar Omega Roar fraternity, we get Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion himself, in a very Captain Hammer-esque role, as Johnny, leader of ROR, and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan as his sidekick Chet. Then reprising his role from the first film, the always welcome Steve Buscemi as Randall--who starts out as really decent friends with Mike, before revealing his ambitious snake-like ways when he gets into ROR. All of these characters are fascinating to watch even if they're pretty limited in terms of development. Understandably, this is Mike and Sulley's movie, so the focus needs to be on them. But nevertheless, they bring a lot of fun, energy, and comedy to the movie (though here and there a joke will fall flat). The most welcome newcomer to the bunch is, of course, the wonderful and chilling Helen Mirren as Dean Hardscrabble. It becomes a bit inevitable and predictable that she ends up rooting for Mike and Sulley, but for the most part, she plays the role with a very callous, discouraging chill in her voice.

The animation in the film is good. It's not quite as technically or visually impressive as the gorgeous space scenes from Wall-E or the explosions from the Parisian kitchen of Gusteau's from Ratatouille, but it's impressive that Pixar was able to create incredibly huge crowd scenes with unique monsters. They also managed to get the look and feel of a real university correct, borrowing heavily from the aesthetic environment of UC Berkeley, Stanford, and other top schools.

Overall, the movie is not bad. But I can't help but admit that as much as I laughed, and as much as I enjoyed seeing these characters again, I ended up not really thinking about the movie all that much when I left. And that has never usually been the case with most Pixar films I see, which is a bit sad. "Monsters" is enjoyable but it leaves you feeling emptier than usual at a Pixar movie, because you were hoping for more--funnier scenes, stronger story, deeper message. And what you're left with is merely...acceptable. I know the folks at Pixar will get back to doing stronger movies someday--we've seen them at their best and we know they're capable of it. But for now we're honestly just being forced to deal with 'okay"--which I guess is apt given the initials of Oozma Kappa. I guess I'll just have to wait until they're out of their "mediocre" period for a true return to form.

Overall Rating: B

SIDE NOTE: The short that plays before "Monsters University" called "The Blue Umbrella" is quite good. Not as winning or sweet as Disney's "Paperman" last year, but Pixar gets you to feel and sympathize with an umbrella, so that's gotta count for something. Plus on a technical level, this is definitely Pixar's most reallistic looking animation to date. When you go to see "Monsters," look out for this one and enjoy!

"Man of Steel" Review: Thankfully the "S" Does Not Stand for Suck

I'm going to admit, I liked "Superman Returns." Everyone hated it. But frankly, the most appealing thing for me about the character are not the powers or the cape--it's the fact that despite being from another planet, he's really the most emotionally human superhero of all. He grew up in a normal family with good, moral upbringing. He attempts the see the best in everyone. He's overly critical about himself, and does everything he can to do right. It's not unlike how humans try to live every day. And that to me is something I felt the last movie attempted to touch upon, and something I respected. On a side note, getting into "Man of Steel," I also must admit, I fully expected this movie to suck hard. I HATE HATE HATE Zack Snyder. "Sucker Punch" was the most pretentious, crap movie I'd ever seen--one I was on the verge of walking out of, even.

However, my hand to God, "Man of Steel" runs (or flies) circles around "Superman Returns". In fact it blows away "Returns" in the one major strength "Returns" had--humanizing the god-like character. And in this respect, to me, it's almost THE perfect Superman movie made to date. It doesn't just touch upon the idea of Superman being the most human superhero because of his upbringing and his emotions, it flat out rubs it in your face (partially because Zack Snyder doesn't understand subtlety). But subtlety aside, that is what I'm looking for in a Superman movie. And "Man of Steel" really nails it!

The best, most different thing the movie does, that no other Superman movie before it has done before is to use a non-linear approach that allows the audience to fully analyze all sides of the Superman character--the boy on the farm with the moral upbringing; the last son of a doomed planet; the messianic alien Prometheus sent among the humans to save us; and finally the responsible reporter at the Daily Planet (for a split second only, perhaps). All other Superman movies have only explored a fraction of that list, but through non-linear flashbacks, Nolan and Goyer have allowed us to see all of them to really understand the character behind the powers. It's something that really addresses the "Superman is not relatable because he's not human" argument. We have a movie here that shows us an angry Superman, a guilt-ridden Superman, and emotionally caring and cautious Superman. In other words, it does accurate justice to the essence of what makes the character who he is. For my money, this has never been done before. And it's something I think deserves the most praise in this film. Henry Cavill does a good job portraying this too. Much more emotionally well-rounded than the flat Brandon Routh, and even the eternally optimistic Christopher Reeve. Cavill's Superman is lost, emotionally repressed, but always trying his hardest to persist in doing what's right. This is a lot more complex than any other live-action interpretation has gotten (the Timm-verse animated Superman still wins over this in my opinion). What's amazing is that the movie even puts Superman to the ultimate test, making the character do something completely extreme at the end to ensure the safety of humanity. It's unheard of, but brilliant. So I must give a lot of credit to how the character was written and portrayed overall.

Another strength is Michael Shannon's Zod. What makes this interpretation of Zod work so well was not only the vicious, menacing performance from Shannon, but also the fact that his motivations and goals are actually sympathetic--he's a man programmed to ensure the survival of his nearly extinct species. It's something that is completely worthy of an evil scheme because there's a slight sense of justification behind this cause. And it's one that Superman would and should have every motivation to accomplish. He's alone in this world. The last of his kind. And among a species that completely ostracizes and fears him because he's different. He has every right to want his species to thrive over humanity. But he doesn't because of his human adopted parents, his moral upbringing and how much he cares about humanity. In essence Zod is what Superman should be, but what Superman isn't. Therefore he's a perfect foil to Kal-El. And as such, Zod's character and motives also serve to enhance Superman's character completely for the audience.

Putting aside the character analyses, I'd like to acknowledge that as decent as Shannon and Cavill are, the acting MVPs for the film should go to the Robin Hoods, Russell Crowe as Jor-El, and Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent.  Both give powerful performances, with many of Costner's scenes acting as the heart and soul of the movie--particularly the one flashback of watching his son run around in a red cape, while Crowe's scenes speak to courageousness, majesty, and heroism--enhancing Superman's duty as the protector of mankind. It's fantastic to see these 2 shine, and many times throughout the movie, I just wanted to see these two coaching and counseling their only son.

I think it's also interesting that this film is the only Superman film to feature an extended role for Lara-El, Superman's birth mother. I really truly respected that she had a larger role, since most movies she doesn't even have lines. I also think Diane Lane did a good job as Martha Kent, Superman's adoptive mother, acting as the sole living testament to the only home Superman grew to know.

I'd also like to point out that Hans Zimmer's score here is top notch. I love the new Superman themes. Everything comes across as grand, epic, and triumphant. I found myself listening to and humming the musical themes after the film. The score really does make everything tearfully sentimental during the touching moments of the film, and genuinely exciting during the action scenes. It's definitely one of the film's strongest aspects.

Faring less well are the crew of the Daily Planet. As interesting a narrative framing device as having Lois Lane investigate her savior is, Amy Adams is still not spunky enough as Lois. I feel like the way the character was written, the performance should have had more...moxy.  Don't get me wrong, she's worlds better than Kate Bosworth, but she still doesn't seem to have as much fire as I think she was intended to have based on some of her lines (for example, "when you're done comparing dicks..."). And while I think Lawrence Fishburne would be great as Perry White, there really wasn't all that much of a point to his character or any of the other staff members outside of Lois, including pointless inclusion of the feminist take on Jimmy Olsen, "Jenny Olsen". I frankly never cared for these characters during the movie, and when in mortal danger, I figured they'd make it out just fine, so the suspense factor was diminished completely during scenes when they're in peril. Of the casualties being killed by the catastrophic climactic battle between Zod and Superman, why should we care about 3 Daily Planet employees when hundreds more are being crushed by debris? The movie gives us no real answer to that. I suppose this is forgivable because this is a Superman movie and the focus should be on him, but it'd be nice for us to be emotionally invested in the Daily Planet crew since they're legendary characters in the comic's mythology.

Now switching gears and focusing on the action, many of the set pieces are pretty fantastically orchestrated. Some of my favorite scenes are Superman's first flights, a really violent and exciting fight between Superman, Faora, and another one of Zod's men in Smallville, and the mega-battle fight sequence between Superman and Zod. And the visuals for these fights, along with a very imaginative version of Krypton in the beginning of the movie, are definitely strong points. However, and now comes the real judgement, these scenes can occasionally go on for too long, and end up looking insanely cartoonish after a while. And that's the unfortunate downside to having "Sucker Punch" direct your movie. Sooner or later his ADD impulses will kick in and make your movie look like cut scenes from the "Injustice" video game. *Sigh* For all the good Chris Nolan and David Goyer do in constructing a solid story with great character moments, we also get WWE Smackdown for Playstation, thanks to the one-track-video-game mind of Zack Snyder. It really puts a damper on a movie with such a strong character arc and ambition to explore deeper themes about what it's like to be Superman. Granted the movie needs to have action, but keeping the action simple and fun enough, without going overboard is valued in this genre. Case in point the climactic Battle for New York in "The Avengers." Or the Joker truck chase sequence in "The Dark Knight". Both of those movies, probably the pinnacle of the superhero genre, gave us like 3 really major incredible action sequences a piece, but made the non-action sequences just as interesting. "Man of Steel" was halfway there, until the action sequences themselves became the tedious aspect of the movie. In fact, one of the major unnecessary action sequences in the movie is a terrible looking tornado scene, which really destroys the impact of one of the more famous deaths in Superman lore. The fact that *spoiler alert* Jonathan Kent *spoiler alert* dies, not from natural causes or a heart attack no longer helps to emphasize the fact that at the end of the day Superman cannot save everyone. It instead serves to further the point that at certain times, he needs to take action. But the scene itself is so over-the-top ridiculous, that an amazing character like *spoiler alert* Jonathan Kent, *spoiler alert* with a great performance from *spoiler alert* Kevin Costner *spoiler alert* deserves much much better than being whisked away by a twister.

Nevertheless, complaining about "fun" scenes seems to be counter-productive when reviewing a summer blockbuster. And though I found it to be incredibly excessive, I still had fun with them, and with the movie as a whole--particularly with an amazingly strong exploration of the character. This may not be as good as "The Dark Knight" or "The Avengers." And it may not be the quintessential Superman movie of all time. But for now, it certainly is the best Superman movie to date. And I'm definitely looking forward to seeing this story continue, because I think WB is definitely starting to get on the right track. Overall, it's a step towards the quintessential Superman movie of all time. And I'm ready for the next steps.

Overall Rating: A-

"The Internship" Review: Funniest Google Commercial You'll See All Summer

If you are following this blog, you'll notice I just posted a review of "The Heat" where I criticized it for being quite formulaic. I won't make any excuses for "The Internship," since it too is very formulaic. But the key difference between "The Heat" and "The Internship" is that the latter is actually pretty funny, and enjoyable. And it's strange--I expected the movie to suck because the gags in the trailer are all really sort of lame (the Professor Xavier part excluded)--callbacks to Flashdance, Terminator, etc. But the joke, it appears, is on us, because the jokes for the movie actually come in spades, and the result is pleasantly surprising. It's possible that my level of enjoyment for the movie is the result of lowered expectations, but based on the audience reaction, I don't think it's just me. And I'm pretty grateful for that.

The premise of the movie: Nick (Owen Wilson) and Billy (Vince Vaughn) are the best sales team for a dying watch company. When their company goes belly-up, the two are left without jobs, but with loads of debt. Billy then comes up with the idea for him and Nick to apply for internship positions at Google, that could potentially lead to jobs and brighter futures for the both of them. The problem, of course, is that they know nothing about modern-day technology, coding, or social sharing as their competition would. They apply, get into the program due to the support of 2 senior votes with the Google application senior team, and are paired up with a ragtag group of brilliant but awkward misfits to compete for permanent positions against several groups of other tech-genius interns.

The movie plays a lot like your typical underdog story, in the vein of classics like Animal House, Stripes, or Dodgeball (only not as absurd as the latter), or TV shows like Community. Now, don't expect anything original. And if your gut feeling when initially watching the movie allows you to predict what's going to happen next and how it will end, your feeling will most likely be correct. But c'mon. If you're watching this movie, much like Wedding Crashers, the appeal is not the story, but the comedy. So take that into consideration when debating about paying for your ticket. The overall story isn't that bad--it's still enjoyable and worth investing your time in because the actors make you care about these misfits, but don't expect anything complex, obviously.

Lucky for us, the magic we saw between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in 2005's "Wedding Crashers" has not changed one bit! Their chemistry is the anchor of this movie. This comedic duo is reunited and the energy just flies, never feeling stale or overdone. We are engaged in their stories and the characters, no matter how cheesy or predictable the movie can get at times, because of what this tag team brings to the table. Vaughn's over-abundance of energy blends so well with Wilson's charming laid back attitude, and when the two banter, they just play off each other so well, that everything they say or do is just goofy, funny, and entertaining. Some of the best scenes include their initial interview, a scene where they take their misfit team of interns clubbing, and a Quidditch game in the middle of the Google campus.

Surprisingly enough, however, they are not alone, as they're joined by newcomers Dylan O'Brien (MTV's Teen Wolf), Josh Brenner (The Big Bang Theory), Tobit Raphael, and Tiya Sircar (The Vampire Diaries). Together with Vaughn and Wilson, they make up your pretty stereotypical group of underdogs to root for, ala Mighty Ducks, School of Rock. The result may be trite here and there, but it's ultimately funny as the kinetic energy of Vaughn and Wilson mesh very well with characters that find their hyperactive display both grating and endearing. And for many of them, as their first real film, they come across pretty well. It's unfortunate their characters aren't very complex, but the actors still manage to give them separate personalities, making each character stand out and become uniquely memorable. That much can be appreciated. Opposing our underdogs is the group's main boss (Aasif Mandvi from The Last Airbender, providing a very stern business expression at all times), and a group of pretentious Ivy League tech geniuses led by an ambitious slimeball (a smarmy Max Minghella from The Social Network).

There are also some fun roles from Rose Byrne (Damages), playing a Google senior manager and romantic interest for Wilson, and Josh Gad (Book of Mormon)  playing a fellow worker who helps Vaughn's character learn about tech support later in the film. Circling back to Byrne's character, she and Owen Wilson have very natural chemistry--moreso than Wilson and Rachel McAdams from Wedding Crashers, in fact--so it's believable that she'd have an excellent time going on "10 bad dates" with Nick halfway through the movie. It also makes it easier to become more invested in this particular romantic subplot. Gad on the other hand, only really gets 2-3 scenes, but they eventually become critical as the movie continues to play out.

And you basically know how a movie like this is going to play out, but that's okay. You're just in it to enjoy the comedy and the warmth of an underdog movie. So the moment the opening credits hit, and you see and hear Vaughn and Wilson singing Alanis Morresette's "Ironic" as part of their "Get Psyched" mix, you can't help but smile and feel comfortable from the get-go with how this is going to turn out. It's something we feel good revisiting, down to another welcome cameo from a fellow Crasher/frat pack member/"news anchor". The jokes come flying at the expense of Vaughn and Wilson's characters, thanks to a funny script by Vaughn, himself, and co-writer Jared Stern. The direction is reasonably conventional, being done by generic director Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum series, Date Night, Real Steel). But at least, Levy, if nothing else, lets Vaughn and Wilson do their schtick without interrupting, and the 2 stars go at it confidently.

The more disappointing part of the movie is how pandering it is as a Google commercial. Naturally, the company provides an effective backdrop for the story and our heroes to utilize, but you also end up hearing about every product and software Google has created since it's inception at least once, and always in a positive light. It's a little bit of a manipulative way to show everyone how wonderful Google is, but it's honestly not a deal breaker.

And that's because the second you see Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson chasing after a gold-spandex clad version of a Golden Snitch with a tennis ball dangling from between his legs, you don't seem to care that this is an advertisement, and start recognizing the movie for what it is--a light, fun, breezy, energetic comedy that will make you laugh. And frankly, so far, it's the best comedy film of the summer (given how terrible "Hangover III" was supposed to be, and how mediocre and unfunny "The Heat" was), at least before "This is the End" comes out. Welcome back Crashers.

Overall Rating: B+

"The Heat" Review: More Like "The Lukewarm" At Best

Yeah. What a waste of talent and potential. Here you have an Oscar winner and an Oscar nominee. Both are very funny women. And both are surrounded by a cast and crew of good comedians--Bridesmaids director, Paul Feig, who's normally a talented comedy director, Katie Dippold, a writer from probably the best comedy on TV right now, Parks and Recreation, and a veritable who's-who of really funny, great comedy actors, like SNL's Taran Killam, Mad TV's Michael McDonald, Kaitlin Olsen from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the list continues. So it's a complete wonder how such a great team of funny people can make a movie that not only falls flat on several occasions, but also gets incredibly tired as well.

The premise of The Heat goes as follows: FBI Agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is damn good at her job, but not at all a team player. She's high strung, and prim and proper to the near point of OCD. And the way she is has alienated her to any sort of real friends, to the point that she has to steal her neighbor's cat for company. She gets transferred to an assignment to go after a drug lord in Boston. On the opposite side of the tracks beat Boston detective Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy) is brash, crass, and tough-as-nails, devoid of any tact or class. She does whatever the hell she wants and needs to do to protect her streets. When the drug dealer she's trying to arrest ends up being a key part of Ashburn's investigation, the two women cross paths, they team up, and their odd-couple contrasting personalities lead to various hi-jinks.

The whole exercise proves to be a formulaic buddy cop comedy, honestly. Two law-enforcement agents--one a wild card, the other a by-the-book type--start out hating each other, get to know each other, and are BFFs by the end. Granted that a movie like this does not need to be Shakespeare, but with two strong leads, you'd think they would have at least tried to do something different, much like Will Farrell's buddy cop comedy, The Other Guys--which was a straight up spoof. Unfortunately, The Heat is not ambitious enough to take the genre and lampoon it to ridiculous proportions, like that film. It's really playing things safe and straight, relying far too heavily on the two-dimensional characters Bullock and McCarthy are playing.

Though both women are talented actresses, and do their part to play their roles well, the unfortunate thing is how thinly these characters are written. Bullock's arrogant, type-A agent stays that way through the entire movie, only learning at the very end how to be a team player because of her relationship with McCarthy (who could have seen that coming). McCarthy's Mullins on the other hand, is the same schtick she's been playing since Bridesmaids--loud, obnoxious, crude. Between Bridesmaids, Identity Thief, and this, it seems to be the only role she can play. She's quickly becoming the female Kevin James in my opinion. And the welcome these characters get is completely worn out by the first 20 minutes of the movie because their gags get incredibly old. There's only so much of the "oh no, I'm so uptight" meets "oh,wow, I'm foul-mouthed and violent" bit you can take before nothing surprises you, and everything starts to feel forced. It's complete overkill and neither character is really all that interesting, nor is their relationship or the chemistry between them. The only thing redeeming about these characters is that they have pretty real problems that dictate the way they are. McCarthy's character is dealing with lots of familial issues involving the relationship with her and her criminal brother, while Bullock's character must contend with the fact that she's adopted and unliked by her peers. This might justify why the characters are the way they are, but it doesn't change the fact that they essentially stay pretty stagnant through the entire film.

Furthermore, the most of the other gags themselves fall completely flat. There's maybe only a handful of genuinely funny scenes in the movie, including a bar night where McCarthy and Bullock get completely drunk and go nuts, an emergency tracheostomy in a diner, a few scenes with McCarthy's family (including former SNL veteran, Jane Curtain), and a knife scene involving Sandra Bullock's leg. But other than that the entirety of my theatre, myself included, sat there in silence as gag after gag passed without so much as a chuckle here and there. The comedy is actually pretty lazy overall, becoming pretty trite more than anything.

The talented cast really does try their hardest to be funny, but they're overcompensating for the lazy script, to the point where it's really just trying too hard. To see Bullock and McCarthy carry on a schtick that's just not funny to begin with, but have them stay with it, is almost a train wreck--for example a scene where McCarthy is "looking for her captain's balls". The idea is funny at first, but drags on way too long, as the length tries to overcompensate for how stale the joke gets. The problem is the stale joke just gets rubbed in our faces--and if it didn't really work that well the first time, it won't 5 minutes later.

And that pretty much sums up the spirit of the movie. It's a giant one-note joke that carries on way too long, despite its stars trying to make it work, coupled with a formulaic buddy cop story that's been done over and over and over again. I'll give it credit for being a female buddy cop movie, which is so rarely done. But just because you turn the leads of a typical buddy cop movie into women, doesn't mean you're reinventing the wheel here. The Heat brings nothing new to the table in terms of the subgenre, making it lazy as a cop movie and as a comedy. As I said in the beginning of the review, what a waste.

Overall Rating: C

"Fast and Furious 6" Review: Or Universal's Muscle Engine That Could

So let's address the elephant in the room: we know these are not intelligent movies. We know that Universal's venerable Fast franchise, since the second movie, has basically been geared towards audiences looking for brainless summer entertainment where people go into an air-conditioned theater, and watch 'splode-y things happen in a cliched action movie. But it's that self-awareness that allows this franchise to continue its success. Director Justin Lin and the cast know what these movies are and what the expectations are. So it ultimately becomes quite pleasantly surprising when things become more ambitious than what we expect.

And ambition is what we get. Yes we have a TON of random car race scenes set to whatever the most popular genre of top 40 music is nowadays. And yes we have some of the most ridiculous scenes you'll ever see in an action movie this year (let's say it involves 2 people being catapulted from standing on top of a car and a tank, and flying across a gap between 2 sides of a freeway). But in between, we also get a bit of drama, character  development, and franchise story progression here and there. It's not Shakespeare, but if nothing else, we can tell the filmmakers are really really trying here. 

The plot is, naturally, simple. Hobbs (The Rock) is tracking down an international thief named Shaw (Luke Evans) who is looking to steal some billion dollar microchip that will enable him to black out electronic devices all over the globe. But Hobbs needs "wolves to catch wolves" so he tracks down Dominic Turretto (Vin Diesel) and Brian O'Connor (Paul Walker) and their team of merry men to drive fast cars and take down Shaw and his team, which are essentially doppelgangers of the good guys (as Tyreese's Roman Pierce so humorously points out halfway through the film). True, plots don't really matter in movies like this. But interestingly enough, the filmmakers have managed to tie this installment heavily into the previous films--which is not something I'd expect in such a franchise. Dom's whole motivation for doing this for Hobbs is an opportunity to save his one-true-love Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), resurrected from her supposed death in the  4th film. This ultimately allows for the movie to re-explore the main villain in the 4th movie, as well as previous scenes that happened in that film, ultimately even improving elements of that film. In fact, the film even also revisits Tokyo Drift (the third movie), in one of the subplots involving Han (Sung Kang) and Giselle (smokin' hot Gal Gadot), which culminates in a delicious tag scene involving...I've said too much.

But my point is, it takes a lot of planning and strategy to take events and characters that happened in previous movies and attempt to construct and tie them into elements of a popcorn movie, to make this popcorn movie a relevant entry in a franchise. And that's what director Justin Lin and writer Chris Morgan have done with both "Fast Five" and "Fast and Furious 6." If nothing else, they deserve credit for really trying  here, when they could easily just coast along with simple explosions and CG car chase scenes. They've actually thought things out, and attempted to tie up lose ends and develop their characters--even minor ones, like Elena, Dom's cop-turned-girlfriend from Fast Five--between various installments of the franchise. And for someone like me, who expects very little from this franchise, that's pretty impressive and surprising.

The acting's not great. The dialogue is clunky. Vin Diesel snears and growls through lines that alternate between badass, or cheesy pick-up lines. Paul Walker's cardboard as ever as the bonde Keanu Reeves. But the supporting cast is pretty fun to watch overall. Dwayne Johnson--screw it, I'm going to continue calling him The Rock--The Rock is very entertaining as Hobbs, but he gets a little mushy here essentially becoming Dom's BFF, who's so full of respect for him. If nothing else though, The Rock puts a lot of charisma in most of his roles, and this is no exception, veering between comedic and tough through the full movie. Tyreese gets most of the laughs as goofy-idiot driver Roman Pierce. Ludacris gets some entertaining screentime as Dom's team's techie. And the newest additions, kickboxer Gina Carlo and British up-and-comer Luke Evans get some good moments as a hard-ass cop and a slimy menacing villain respectively. 

But let's be honest, you're attending a Fast movie for the action--not the script or the acting. And it is ridiculous, bombastic, and bone-crunchingly fun in this. You have a ton of really great fights including 2 with Gina Carlo and Michelle Rodriguez, and a tag team battle with Vin Diesel and The Rock vs. Luke Evans and a big muscular version of Hobbs. There's about 4 crazy chase scenes (a Dom vs. Brian race; one scene involving Dom's team pursuing Shaw's team, with modified F1-racers with ramps; one scene with a tank; and one race between Letty and Dom). And one final ginormous set piece involving cars taking down a giant plane. It's all silly, over-the-top, and ridiculous and all defy the laws of physics. But hey, I failed physics, so who really cares as long as it's all fun, right? Just turn your brain off and enjoy the "ooohs" of audiences being entertained by the WWE-inspired fights.

But when it's not about the action sequences, we actually do have scenes of genuine sentimentality and character evolution--Brian is dealing with fatherhood, and guilt over being partially responsible for Letty's "death", Dom is dealing with the shocking return and determination behind rehabilitating Letty, Han and Gisselle are contemplating settling down, Letty's wondering who to trust and what she wants in a family--it's all pretty interesting that Chris Morgan is writing these characters, and considering their feelings and emotions and motivations. These are not the characters we saw in the first Fast movie, which is sort of fascinating, if you think about it. It's not usually just doing things for the sake of doing things--even if no character actually takes any pauses to consider their actions, and even if none of it is subtle. This is worlds better than, say, for example, the evolution of a character like Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates franchise, who has essentially remained the same in 4 movies. Is it perfect? No. But it's more than we should expect in this franchise.

There's a good chance that my high review for a movie like this is entirely dependent on lowered expectations. But perhaps that speaks more as a flaw in the skepticism most critics have in popcorn movies than it does the merits of the movie or the crew behind it themselves. I understand the Fast franchise is not to be taken seriously in the eyes of most serious moviegoers. But perhaps we need to give it more credit since the filmmakers actually attempt to care about the stories of these characters (if not the single stories of the films themselves). And that is one of the key points of storytelling is loving and respecting your characters enough to help them grow--even if the circumstances they grow under are shallow and superficial. But if you can manage to do that in addition to entertaining me with visually engaging action scenes, then more power to you. In short, is this franchise or this movie perfect? Absolutely not. But it's serviceable for sure, and (dare-I-say) welcome and enjoyable--moreso than most of the terrible, soulless movies directors like Michael Bay produce. And that's because this little engine called the Fast franchise, thinks it can and aspires to accomplish.

Overall Rating: B+

"Star Trek Into Darkness" Review: My Name Is...

2 really big movies in, and it's completely shaping up to be a controversial, twisty summer for fanboys everywhere. Given the reveal of "The Mandarin" in "Iron Man 3", "Star Trek Into Darkness" follows a very similar suite by taking a classic villain of fanboy mythos and transforming him into something reasonably different. And based on a few reviews from cinephile sites, it sounds like not everyone is happy. I'm fairly pleased to say though, that this particular fanboy, ladies and gents, liked what he saw...mostly anyway.

Now granted, take that with a grain of salt, because I may not take JJ Abrams' reinterpretations to heart as much as many other hardcore folks online might. If I were to classify myself as any sort of Trekkie, I'd honestly say casual at best, only really devoted to Next Generation and (so far) the Abrams franchise. I have seen the original movies, and I know enough about the mythology to get by without being murdered for complete ignorance at Comic Con. Given that, I'm not nearly as offended as many geeks out there seem to be, so if you're reading this and you're a hardcore Trekkie, don't gauge my eyes out for giving it a good rating. 

Overall, this was a fun, exciting movie. In fact I has slightly less problems with this one than I did Iron Man 3. But that doesn't mean it doesn't have its share of issues. More on those later.

The basic premise of the film goes as follows: A bio-genetically engineered man named "John Harrison" ends up attacking the Starfleet senior officers, killing an important character in the process. In search of retribution and justice Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the Enterprise crew go on a manhunt for him. They are able to capture him. However this all ends when Kirk finds that one of the higher officers of Starfleet has not told him the entire truth about "John Harrison", and discovers a few more frightening things about the character, including what he wants. Then the film turns into an all-out war between the Enterprise, a second Starfleet vessel and "John Harrison."

First, let's discuss, perhaps, the movie's 2 greatest assets: Zachary Quinto as Spock, and Benedict Cumberbatch as...er..."John Harrison". Those who have seen the really fantastic 2009 film are probably already sold on Quinto's Spock, as he did a magnificent job in that film. I'm happy to report that he continues the trend here. Spock is conflicted much of the time, never knowing whether or not to make the logical choice or the right one. He's learned to chill a little more since the first movie, and Quinto plays the role he inherited from Leonard Nimoy with total conviction. You really buy into Spock's motivations, why he feels the way he feels, why he does the things he does. For me he is the linchpin of this entire vision of the franchise. As for Mr. Sherlock Holmes himself, Benedict Cumberbatch takes what he can with a fairly under-written role (i.m.o), and elevates it magnificently in the time that's given to him. His villain is devious, intense, and far more interesting than some of the other characters in the Enterprise crew--or at least would even be more interesting had his role been larger. And all of this is done simply with strong vocal intonation, calculating intensity, inflection, cold eyes, and callousness.

On the topic of performances, by the way, I'd also like to point out that the "always welcome" Simon Pegg deserves praise too. His Scotty provides some much needed comic relief to the film--then eventually plays an even much larger role in this film (especially towards the end) than he ever did in the original movie.

Now, the action sequences and set pieces are also quite breathtaking, and the movie is pretty relentless with these scenes. We break every moment we get to breathe with a legitimately well filmed, tension-filled action scene. My particular favorite is a sequence in which Kirk and "John Harrison" are flying through space to try and make it into a very tiny spaceship door while having to avoid floating debris. There is also a great fight/chase scene towards the end between Spock and "John Harrison." Watching all of this unfold on IMAX 3D, by the way, is incredibly worth it!

Now for the twist. I daresay, without spoiling anything, I very much enjoyed the reveal of who "John Harrison" really was. It's predictable, sure. And fanboys complained that this was mostly fan service. But I can honestly say I bought into it--mostly because Cumberbatch is such a fantastic performer. When the reveal happened, my audience, a wide selection of hardcore and casual Trekkies clapped happily. And naturally, what the character's identity really is ends up driving the story forward. Many fanboys took issue with this, stating that it would be ruining the previous incarnations of this character. But frankly, who cares what they think? This is a NEW Star Trek parallel universe. Anything goes here. And bringing a familiar character to the table that may not 100% resemble the character's counterpart from previous Star Trek entries is acceptable in my book.

Now for some of the problems...

First off the writing for the film really isn't perfect. In fact, I took issue with a subplot containing a secondary villain, which I felt was generally unnecessary  I'd wager that you could have the "John Harrison" storyline drive the film without need for any distracting garbage concerning Admiral Markus. Yet it's still a significant part of the story. Why is that? My guess is--they had to fill the time somehow. 

But hey, congrats to Paramount because mission accomplished there. Additionally, Cumberbatch's character "John Harrison" really ends up not having too much to do until after the team lands on Chronos. We hear 1-2 lines about the characters motivation, but frankly it's not enough for us, as the audience, to really understand or identify with his feelings and thought process. It ultimately made the character slightly weaker since there's not a whole lot else revealed about him during the movie. Additionally, there's also a 3rd subplot--the looming threat of a war with the Klingons--that goes absolutely nowhere.

There are also some problems with predictability. Certain scenes, the writers will have a character literally call out an important detail just so that we catch it in time for it to be referenced in the movie later on. The problem with this is that we end up knowing these elements are all going to come into play sooner or later, and therefore, the surprises end up lost because we can see them before they happen based on unsubtle details. (Particularly a scene involving a vial of blood).

Another major problem I had was that outside of Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and to a far lesser degree, Bones and Uhura, the crew we grew to love in the first film has practically nothing to do in this film. In fact one of the best qualities in the previous film was that everyone got their moment to shine. No such luck for "Into Darkness" sadly.

I also must admit, I was not taken by Chris Pine's Kirk this time around. The way Kirk was written in this film makes him look gullible, overly brash, and foolish. Furthermore, it was hard for me to take any of the more dramatic scenes seriously, since Pine's tendency to overact comes out--especially during crying scenes. And unfortunately, in this film, there are scenes where dramatic weight Pine just doesn't have, are required. Next to more subtle actors like Cumberbatch and Quinto, he grossly pales in comparison. And overall that's a shame, since this entire story, from the 2009 film to now, has basically been  told through Kirk's eyes. Kirk should be the anchor of a Star Trek movie (being the captain and all), but he ends up lacking in the end.

However, to end on a high note--A few more things I did like:

The score by Michael Giacchino is top notch. I found myself humming the Star Trek reboot theme as I left the theatre. However his score really does influence the effect certain scenes had on me, so kudos for that. The visual effects in the film are also very, very good. Everything looked really shiny and reallistic.

I also applaud JJ Abrams for his overall kinetic energy and pacing with these films. He directs each scene with a sense of fun and tension, ultimately making you care about the situation. And visual landscapes of future San Francisco, and desolate Chronos are quite stunning. Furthermore, Abrams is able to get a few emotional moments out of film, but I'd say they had a less personal impact on me than when he's giving us his action (primarily due to some overacting here and there on Pine's behalf). Fair warning though: You will see a great deal of lens flare throughout the movie.

I also very much like how the writers and director are definitely keeping this franchise firmly grounded as both a sequel to previous films and a reboot at the same time. There's one scene--a fun, little cameo--the directly references the events of a previous film that happened before the reboot. Despite this entire franchise being a reboot, we are explicitly cannon here folks, and that in and of itself is a very interesting notion. In fact, despite the presence of Spock Prime in the original movie, only a handful of call outs were made to the original continuum in the first film. In one scene here, we get an official callout to the previous events in the previous movies, and it's rather interesting how that plays out.

Now overall, I honestly don't think this is better than the 2009 film. That one was fun, easy to understand, and well-acted. But, in spite of its flaws, I do believe this was a fun, exciting romp with amazing performances, and less plotholes than Iron Man 3 (even if the villain and his motivations are largely ignored). I enjoyed myself immensely, getting sucked into the drama, the tension, the situations, and the creative spins on elements of classic Trek mythology. If you get a choice to "boldly go" to the movies to see this Trek, then make it so! You won't be sorry.

Overall Grade: A - 

"Iron Man 3" Review: Different Suit of Armor, But Still Quite Good

"Ooooh it's good to be back!" But is Tony Stark truly back? In the hands of Shane "Lethal Weapon" Black, we actually get a very different Iron Man movie than the last 3 outings (include The Avengers). Does it pay off? Mostly yes. I'll get to the gripes in just a bit. But for now, welcome to Marvel Phase 2 everyone.

First thing's first, I gotta say, it's just awesome to be back in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. After last year's amazing Avengers, all I've wanted to do is see what happens next. And here and there we get some fun references in this. But mostly, Black wants and gives us a self contained story. Based on the Extremis arc in the comics, 3 basically introduces Cinematic Universe patrons to Maya Hansen and Aldrich Killian, and their attempts to create and harness the Extremis virus to tap into the potential of the human brain to activate areas that could essentially turn people into superhuman soldiers. Unfortunately, it has literally explosive results, which are utilized by The Mandarin as terrorist attacks all over the globe--one of which places Happy Hogan in the hospital, and makes it personal for Tony. Tony's brashness then lands him in hot water as he threatens The Mandarin and gets his house, pretty cars, and pretty suits (to a lesser degree) blown up, as well as endangering Pepper's life. Without any help and a long way from home, Tony's forced to rely on his wits and will to get to the bottom of the mystery behind who The Mandarin really is, where to find him, and what his connection to the Extremis program is.

To give credit where credit is due, Shane Black and co-writer Drew Pearce really try to emphasize story over fan-service here, which becomes incredibly controversial (I'll get to that later, I promise). In a moment of pure brilliance, we are seeing Tony, a seemingly invincible character, as we've never seen in 3 movies, being put through the ringer to the point where it doesn't matter if his suit's on or not--we still fear for his life. And this is a significant challenge, because where can you really take a character that has beaten an entire army of aliens and giant metal space eels, and still make it seem like he's in danger? Somehow Black and Pearce manage to pull it off with a very menacing threat to Tony and the gang, so major kudos for that. It's also very interesting and understandable that Tony would have PTSD, given the events of The Avengers, and it adds a lot to his character and how he's changed since the first Iron Man.

The performances, for the most part, the anchor of the movie! Downey, of course, owns the screen, whether he's delivering the snidest of remarks to a 12 year old kid, or trying to overcome a villain who can physically best him, we are dealing with a master conductor at work, leading an equally powerful ensemble. Downey knows this character inside and out, and after 4 movies, still manages to make him interesting and funny through self-discovery and continuous evolution.  Right below Downey is Guy Pearce, who brings an incredibly twisted, sinister approach to his portrayal of Aldrich Killian. Unfortunately, not everyone in the cast is given their due. Gweneth Paltrow's Pepper Potts is really underutilized here only as a damsel in distress. This is a real pity given how enjoyable it was to see her in Joss Whedon's vision during Avengers. Don Cheadle is also not given as much to do, other than to play the buddy in the buddy cop duo of Stark and Rhodey. The Iron Patriot suit itself is used quite nicely, but sadly not its pilot. And lastly, Rebecca Hall is pretty wasted as Maya Hansen. There's a decent (albiet predictable) twist with her character, but at the end of the day no one really cares much about her because she's reasonably 2-dimensional overall.

Now let's get to the elephant in the room: Sir Ben Kingsley. People will be lining up to see Iron Man go toe-to-toe with The Mandarin. And what they'll get is a great performance...with a very very disappointing payoff. Sadly Shane Black's interpretation of The Mandarin is very disappointing. Many were saying that Kingsley's performance would be on par with Ledger's sinister Joker from The Dark Knight. We get a glimpse of how that could be possible--excellent vocal intonations and a pure ruthless look in his eyes-- only to have it ultimately ruined by the final direction of where Black takes the story and The Mandarin character. On one hand, it is a very ballsy move to take a beloved superhero arch-nemesis, and take the focus off of him to complete the story you want to tell (and it's not a bad story overall--plus Black gets points for sheer commitment to it). But it's definitely at the cost of taking a classic character and, well (excuse the vulgarity) pissing all over it. Which leaves me conflicted overall, because you set up a good character with a great performance only to ultimately disappoint with a twist that's slightly stupid. I admittedly like my fan-service.

Now the action and VFX in this movie is fantastic, as we do get a TON of really excellent, edge-of-your-seat sequences. Everything kicks off with the explosive destruction of Tony's Malibu penthouse, then we later get some great fights with Tony against the Extremis soldiers WITHOUT his armor, to another fantastically brilliant scene where Tony's only got a repulsor guantlet, and uzi, and rocket boot on that Black manages to make incredibly unique and entertaining, and of course 2 really showstopping finale sequences involving an Air Force One rescue and "Operation House Party," with Tony's army of suits. And for the record, the Mark 42 kicks so much ass!

Additionally, the movie has some very funny moments, which only become funnier because of our familiarity with Tony's character. The entire back and forth between Tony and a kid who helps him out in Tennessee is incredibly fun--particularly in how much of a lovable ass Robert Downey Jr. can make Stark. There's also some really great sight gags, like a ginormous random stuffed rabbit, and a hilarious nod to A Christmas Story. If Black is good at anything it's snappy one-liners and moments of goofiness that work in an action movie.

However for each of these brilliant scenes we are treated to the occasional stupidity. Aside from the character of The Mandarin, the movie is pretty guilty of some severe plot holes. For example--Tony Stark, in Iron Man 1 built the Mark 1 Iron Man suit in a day, in a cave with a box of scraps. In this, he has more resources at his disposal around Home Depot, and yet, the best he can come up with are a few trick smoke bombs and a taser? You've gotta be kidding me. Also, we can deploy a million Iron Man suits to attack an oil tanker, but you can't call just 1 to pick you up and take you somewhere when you are stranded the way Tony is in the movie? Huh? On occasion, Black also has a tendency to really slip a lot of the cheese from 80s action movies into the film. One particular scene at the end, when a character comes back from the dead for one last hurrah is so predictable and cheesy, that it simply reminds you of villain moments in the Lethal Weapon franchise. At one point, when I saw Rhodey and Tony sneaking around a shipyard with guns ready, I even immediately thought Riggs and Murtaugh. This makes for a different feel than we're used to with the Iron Man franchise, which both works and doesn't work. It works that we get to see Tony getting out of situations without having to rely on the Iron Man suit all the time and sets it apart from the other movies. But at the same time, this is not Lethal Weapon we're talking about here--nor is it 1984. We, as an audience in the 2000s, came to see Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man--not Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man: The Buddy Cop star doing all the things people do in a cheese fest 80s action movie.

But I digress. Things like the plot holes in the above paragraph are but minor quibbles that are forgivable in a movie that has more pros going for it than cons. And while I take issue with a few things--especially The Mandarin-- I only do so in the sense that I am a biased fanboy and tend to be over-educated in comics and thus over-critical when elements are overlooked. Because on the whole, thinking about it, this is definitely a fun, entertaining movie. It's not perfect. It's not as good as The Avengers, or even the first Iron Man. But there's a lot to love and a lot that will put a smile of enjoyment of your face when you see it for yourself--particularly in the acting, the humor, and a fairly interesting, capable story.

Also stay through the credits for a very funny cameo ;).

Til the next summer blockbuster hits, folks!

Overall Rating: B+